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All answers to the Green questions on the 90s Trivial Pursuit edition have something to do with Bill Clinton. 

I also learned that no matter how much alcohol you bring in a flask on your way to the bar, you're going to run out of booze and you're still going to spend more money than you brought. I'm not sure what sort of fucked-up night-formula constitues financial detriment recovered through spotty post-blackout memory-Tetris, but trust me. Where'd that 25 bucks go? Good. Luck. 

My cell phone alarm now promptly rings at 10:38 a.m. and I thought it would be funny to self-sabotage and change the entries in my own phone book to different names. Like most things, wouldn't have been funny had I been cognisant at the time. I spent the following two days wondering, "Who the hell is Eddy?!"

Let the recovery begin.